Sunday, January 8, 2012

You love to facebook!So which number belong to you?

     Facebook has now become one of HUMAN BEING favorite social networking sites.I have been with facebook since i was in Diploma.That will be 5 years back i guess *i'm not sure!I'm very bad with number!*If it is 5 years, that's mean THIS IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP I HAD! just wow and wow me! HOW PATHETIC I AM! But its ok, after a very long observations on my facebook NEWS FEED here i categorize into top 4 most famous type of facebook users!SO WHICH ONE IS BELONG TO YOU?Are you ready? Here are the top 4! :)

1. THE SYMPATHY VOTE GAME

        The person inside facebook who need the sympathy votes are those who post status like “I’m sad because I am FAT!gain too much KG this week” or “why is he not replying my sms,is he with someone else?”. Well darling,this type of facebook user basically want his or her facebook friends to feel sorry and sympathy with him. Usually,when you respond to this kind of MUTANT X i must say, you have to be extra careful!!The tips : ALWAYS GIVE THE FEEDBACK REVERSELY !never never agree with their sympathy!For example, if that person post the status about her gaining weight and FAT!you should respond to her, "NO!COME ON!YOUR ARE SKINNY!EVEN,i am dying to have ur body!" See got what i mean? She post that thing with a purpose darling! She need to make herself ok by posting bad THINGS about herself and get the positive respond from you! Sometimes this kind of people really put the pain in the ass but then,we can not blame this MUTANT X! Facebook may be the only place for them to express their sadness!


2. THE UNINVITED PEOPLE

       This people are those who keep on requesting his or her friendlist to join them to play games,quizzes and applications.When you invite your friend once maybe its ok, but if you keep on request the same thing again and again, it can be so ANNOYING!PLUS, TAGGING YOUR PHOTO ON OTHER PEOPLE!,don't you think that is quite weird?I mean it is your photo,why you want to tag your friend on your photo?From my observation,maybe this person really WANT someone to comment on his or her photo.But happened to be,he or she is not that attractive enough to be comment by the public so he or she just randomly tag people so that the person who got tag by this person, YOU HAVE TO COMMENT ON IT NO MATTER WHAT,or else,HE OR SHE WILL DIE! come on people, just post your photo there and people will either "like" on it or comment on it, if they feel that the picture really need to be comment,so the public or ur friend will comment on it.

3. THE KOO-KOO-KADUNG-TOING-TOING PEOPLE

“I WANT TO KILL YOU!!”, “WHY YOU SINDIR-SINDIR ME!!”! "YOU ARE NOT THAT POPULAR ENOUGH,YOU WILL GO TO HELL SOON OR A.S.A.P"
        These are some examples of the KOO-KOO mental illness syndromes .This KOO-KOO syndromes are the person who love to pick up a fight with someone else in facebook but do not have the guts to tell that person RIGHT INFRONT OF THAT PERSON FACE. So this person follow his own guts by saying all the bad things from the other parties and trying his best to get attention from the people inside his friendlist and gang-up to condemn this other parties!How weird human being can be!" Well let us say like this, the moment you post something like that,it is something that you will never expect, because,if you hate too much,no one will come to your funeral LATER or SOONER!


4. THE TOO MUCH FEELING-FEELING SHARE EVERYTHING

“Laying naked on my bed while watching DVD”
          Statement tembak kepala sendiri! :) Well this happened to me whereby i consider my life as an open book and do not care if i already sharing too much information about my personal lives. Basicaally this kind of people are attention seeker or what i can say is,this person is POPULARHOBIC! He or she will share their sex life, diseases and so on. SOmetimes it is very inappropriate and uncomfortable since a lot of people are able to read their posts and may get annoying by the honest that this person trying to portray. Sometimes if it’s very private, just keep it to yourself.

        There’s nothing wrong with expressing your thoughts on your facebook  but we must all keep in mind that THIS TOWN ARE NOT THAT BIG.One you post something,people will talk about you!After i post this types of facebook users, I can only SAY:  Just be yourself and always remember,think before you update your status!Think the advantaged and the disadvantages from your words because your words represent YOU!

Inside my mind,
Apple Nicol Luna

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